Wheelchair haiku kills zombies, vampires, werewolves and the whole &$#@*! cast of True Blood

Image by 3e Love

 Haikus by Abigael Escobal

 Brain-eating zombie
Oh $#&%, I roll for my life
I see stairs, I'm screwed

Look at that cute girl
She has a rockin' booty
Great view from wheelchair

You in the wheelchair
Great to see you out in town
Good for you buddy

Putting on my shoes
It is taking a long time
Abby is annoyed

Roll on!

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